A Close Encounter of an Intimate Kind.

[Romeoarthritic]

After having been through some major surgery to have some joints replaced and no girlfriend for the past 4 years, I had the urge for some intimate contact – after all, I’d been rebuilt and had a new lease of life again. I’m pain-free, could walk and drive again in fact, I’d turned into Superarthritic!

As it would take time to charm a new lady into my life again, I decided to seek out the services of an escort lady.


I did this with slight apprehension and excitement at the same time as I wondered what kind of unknown world I was delving into - I need not have worried. It turned out to be a wonderful world to explore. It's very discreet, very professional, very friendly, non-discriminating and surprisingly very natural. I’d like to thank everyone who I may have contacted – if you are reading this, that is. Also I'd like to thank a certain lady who gave me some advice (you know who you are) during my weeks of pondering whether to go down this road.


Here’s my experience.


With the power of the internet at my fingertips I was able to make contact with many ladies who offered this type of service. I emailed over 20 ladies - this is a lot I know, but I became keyboard happy and curious as to just how many would reply. I received over 20 positive replies all asking me to call them to have a chat and make arrangements, it was an overwhelming amount of replies which I hadn’t expected, I was somewhat chuffed with such a positive amount of responses - I was now like a kid in a candy shop !


I was drawn back to one of the replies several times, it was just a few lines but somehow I felt very comfortable with it. Don’t get me wrong – all the replies were lovely, it’s just that sometimes something sticks in your head and this reply did. I picked the phone up and called the number, my heart was beating faster and butterflies flew around my stomach. A voice came from the phone – aHHHH it was a voice message, I took a deep breath and left a message. She sounded friendly enough with an air of confidence in her voice – she sounded nice! The day progressed and I carried on working, then the phone rang, I picked it up – it was her , she engaged me in conversation straight away about all sorts of things, I felt at ease very quickly, although I felt like I was babbling like a buffoon – she obviously didn’t. We set a date!


Oh my god, it was date time!.......The lady rang me to let me know she was on her way (nice touch), I showered and did all the things you would for a normal date but, I was running around like a demented Mr Bean, I just hoped I could maintain my composure whilst in her company........the phone rang again a little later, it was her letting me know she was outside and was parking up. No turning back now, remain cool I told myself and urged the Mr Bean part of me to get lost somewhere.


I felt like I had one of those exaggerated pounding heartbeats like you see in cartoons, hopefully she won’t notice it, she’s probably used to it. There was a knock at the door, I opened it and I was greeted by a confident smiling face. I invited her straight in and she planted a tender kiss on me and gave me a hug, I could feel the nerves drifting away already.........she didn't seem concerned at all by my arthritic posture and immediatley engaged me in conversation, whilst maintaining eye contact with me as if we'd known each other for years.

I offered her a drink, which she accepted and I had one too. We chatted for a short while, it turned out we actually had several things in common – what luck – to be so at ease, so quickly with a complete stranger who I was about to indulge in some bedroom gymnastics with. After a short period she announced it was time for her to change, she’d arrived in casual attire looking like one of my everyday female friends, so as not to arouse the suspicions of the local neighbourhood watch brigade. She looked stunning – she did anyway even in casual attire, but now she had turned seductress with a certain glint in her eye. I myself could feel a rush of excitement sweeping over my body in anticipation of what was about to come, thank god Mr Bean had left the building and I was now fully composed, relaxed and at ease with my new friend. I’m not going in to the intimate details here because, I like to think I’m a gentleman and have great respect for this lady also. Our time together was wonderful, we laughed and played together - in fact it was so wonderful that I had to book the same lady again the following week and the second time was even better. I was much more relaxed on our second encounter, nerves didn’t even come into it....I also had a longer appointment this time in which we shared in the joys of intimate exploration and to feel the warmth of a females body against mine again was very comforting and sensual. Our time had come to an end and I was left with an immense feeling of total satisfaction and contentment. My whole body had such a beautiful feeling flowing all through it and over it – I felt energized!


Although this was a paid for service, it felt natural and flowed seamlessly – you must remain detached-I do feel like I’ve gained a new friend though, who just happens to offer services of this nature. You must respect the ladies privacy, just like she will yours.


My new joints were put through their paces and functioned very well, even if I do say so myself. Romeo is back in action! I fully intend to repeat the experience again until such times as I meet a new partner to share things with. Just think, I’ll be even more experienced!


Hopefully my story will inspire some of you to go on a journey like this of your own. You all visit this site, which is what it’s partly about.


Some brief pointers – Be polite and respectful in your emails and phone calls. Tell the lady in question about your disability and if it limits you in anyway. I did! (I even mentioned my age as a lot of people associate arthritis with the elderly and I happen to be a young arthritic – no crossed wires with me.....lol) Make sure you shower etc ....and your shining like a new penny – because your lady will be, mine was. Make sure you thank her, good old fashioned manners go along way – I even followed up my appreciation with a nice email to which she replied back – she appreciated this touch (I could tell).


I’d like to see some other member’s post their experience on here too – looks like I’m the first, hopefully not the last! Have any of you had an encounter of this nature? Go on, you know you want to ~ Grins~.....


Here ends my story.......


I'm not kidding when I say I had such a beautiful experience - I really did. You could too !

Disability doesn't seem to be an issue of concern to any of the ladies providing these services - they only see your ABILITY.

Love & Best wishes.


xXx Romeo xXx

[Dollymopp]

That was a great read R!

[Romeoarthritic]